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in #shittypoetry5 years ago

nice boat
(blue sea)

who you think
you think like,
tech VC?

what, you're like. . .
early investor
in some startup disaster?

making money
by putting money
in thing that needs money
to make more money

but they offer a useful service!

like an app
for your phone
that calls people
you dial
the number of their app

it's Uber for fingers!
it's Snapchat for gingers!
it's Tinder for crackpots!
it's Seamless for numbnuts!
it's Tumblr for meercats!

it's Gawker for Thiel Fellows!

let me tell you,
I hardly remember
the color of money
(is it. . .red?)