Omg...parts of this is hilarious. Didn't read it all... got shit to do! But I will! I love a bloke with a sense of humor, assuming you are a bloke, so for this reason I will upvote & follow you, my leader. But, com'mon, make sure you stop by my page to view my artwork, I ain't here just for laughs!

he he, in the voice of Michael Jackson.