Can You Grow Your Dick? No BS? Biology Says It's BS, but Here's What You Can Do.

So I'm treading new waters with this post and it's going to be a bit more risque than my usual content. I want to expand! Geting popular on Steemit is hard! I'm an up and cummer! Ok I'll stop...

Let's save your computer from a nasty virus and make sure you don't contract WannaCry from a dick ad next time you're spanking the monkey. As the title suggest, biology tells us that it's impossible to grow your dick past what you already have. Now before you go off and pound down 20 shots of whiskey and hope you die of alcohol poisoning because you think you have a micro penis, let's take stock. The average 'size' of heat packing in guys is approximately 4.8 inches. So really guys, if you're above that, awesome you're ahead of the game (that wasn't even intended to be a dick joke, it just turned into one >.>). So that's it? Game over? Stuck with your size for life? No!

So guys here who are below average or just want to be bigger, here's a few tips and debunking the myths. No BS!

1.) Lose weight

As it turns out, there's a pad of fat right on your crotch. As you lose weight you'll lose the fat on your body proportionally. If you're overweight, then losing that 40 pounds can make your shlong look much bigger. It didn't get bigger. You're just seeing more of what you already had that was previously cover by fat.

2.) Tend the garden

I'm guilty of it and so are many other guys (come to think of it, many of the ladies too). If you have some serious overgrowth down below, it might do you some good to do some "landscaping". You'll look much bigger without all that bush hidding your glory

3.) Avoid dick pills and pumps

This is really important. Too many guys are concerned about their size and go to dangerous heights to enhance themselves. Dick pills range from really ineffective shit to really deadly stuff that will fuck you up. Most of it is harmless. Most of them include herbs that supposedly make you bigger. They don't. The herbs they use in those are to treat erectile dysfunction. So your magic growth hormones are actually watered down Viagra. Pumps can make you bigger temporarily but can damage your tissue and blood vessels... which leads to erectile dysfunction. Don't do it. Seriously.

So that's that. A quick blurb on the no BS being BS, shocked? Do I really need to also explain that there's no single girls in your area ready to fuck? (Well... I mean... Tinder is always an option but if you do go that route, wrap that shit up tight...)

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