Mile High Club - Unofficial Guide on how to join
The term “Mile High Club” refers to two people engaging in sexual activity (sexual intercourse) at an altitude of no less than 5,280 ft (a mile high above the earth) in an airplane. So I bet you that everyone who traveled on the airplane even once thought about joining the club :) So ... here are my thoughts on it that are purely based on observations (I do fly pretty much every week and have over a million miles flown) So if have a companion traveling with you that is as adventures and naughty as you you can plan ahead and follow these easy steps to increase your chances on not getting caught :)
- Try to take an early week day flight flight to your destination (over 50% passengers on that flight will be traveling consultants or sales people who are so used to travel they will be sleeping even before the plane takes off)
- Try to get your self a seat as close to the end of the plane as possible.
- Now Timing - in about 30 to 40 minutes after take off flight attendants will roll out that cart with drinks and food into the isle - as soon as they pass you that is your signal. Get up and go to the restroom one following another and get to it. You have about 10 to 15 minutes before flight attendants will be in the proximity to notice that 2 people got out of the bathroom. Plus while they are rolling a cart they do block all the passengers behind them from using the bathroom.
- Be quick :) and get out slowly one by one - make sure to have a signal knock for the person behind you that it is OK to exit or that they should wait a little.
- Try to have her to ware skirt and you ware jogging pants - for easy access you know :)
Happy Travels