How Anal Sex Saved Decentro's Marriage

Decentro had a 10 year plan to eventually have anal sex with his wife - and WOW has it paid off!

Disclaimer: this is NOT smut, nor is it off topic from the ongoing decentrolution... it is actually very on point.

Firstly, Decentro feels like it must be explained, why marriage and the decentrolution are related IDO (In Decentro's Opinion).  The ultimate centralists (the USSR) made it a goal and point to replace the family unit with the love and focus of the state.  Their attempt to do this is pretty much proof that the family unit is an antithesis of centralist rule.  So, this post is a small tidbit of wisdom, communicating how Decentro is a happily married (and very sexy) man in an attempt to promote a solid, community strong, decentrolution. 

Staying sexually happy is the key to most, if not all successful marriages.  Decentro knew this, so he plotted to celebrate 10 years of marriage with the tapping of an... untapped resource.  Yes, Decentro waited, patiently and excitedly for 10 long years before breaching this new and fantastic world of pleasure with his wife.  It was worth it, as Decentro feels like he has a new girlfriend, Decentro's wife is incredibly satisfied (happy wife, happy life), and thus our family unit is very... tight.  

It was about time, too, because after 10 years the mind wanders, temptation can increase and bad decisions can be made.  In place of eventually cheating on Deentro's wife, and thus weakening the family unit, and thus ruining all hopes of a Decentrolution - Decentro had a plan, and it worked!

The plan: wait ten years to explore anal sex with wife.  After 10 years, very slowly and meticulously helped wife identify this as a very pleasurable area of the body.  Going slowly and in 'small' moves is incredibly important, as rushing this can cause pain and ruin a good man's ten year plan to remain faithful!

With small steps, anal sex is now the preferred source of pleasure for wife.  She... loves... it.  Decentro does too, and its really like having a new girlfriend.

Other benefits of anal sex:

No need for contraception - no unplanned pregnancies, no need to bring a raincoat to a beach party!

Healthy for the female IDO.  It is well known that seamen is a source of nutrition for those who consume it.  It is also well known that the anus can uptake materials in a highly efficient manner.  Bypassing the digestive acids in the stomach, a higher and purer amount of seamen may enter the body unadultered.  A simple study comparing the rates of nutrient uptake between oral and anal methods could prove or disprove Decentro's idea.  Could this explain why male mammals in nature have been known to have gay sex?  To actually provide nutrients to a weaker beast?

Decentro looks forward to the next 10 years of very happy, committed marriage - and thus be in a better position to take part in the ongoing decentrolution.