You Need To Try, Based On Your Sign
You DGAF what anybody thinks of you and live for adventure, and the idea of potentially making a scene in public is hot AF. Never one to shy away from things that take you out of your comfort zone, the idea of playing sexy strangers with your significant other not only turns you on, but also excites the performance artist in you a little. What will happen? How long can you keep up the charade? Who knows!
Pisces: On a Boat
Live out your Titanic fantasies, Water Sign! Your sensitive nature means you'll dig the sensuality of ~the seas~ and the enclosed quarters mean MAJE steamy eye contact. The rocking waves will allow you to tap into any of your many fantasies. Are you two exiled lovers escaping to the new world? Two ornithologists who fell in love en route to a study site at the Galapagos? Two New England WASPs in a time-tested yet boring marriage, who rediscover their bodies on their 30th wedding anniversary, now that the kids are all out of the house? You get the picture. The possibilities are endless!
Aries: At a Sexy Couple's Retreat/Nudist Vacation
You don't squirm at a lot and you're comfortable enough with your sexuality that an Adult(TM) vacay would be the perfect place to let your freak flag fly. You're not easily intimidated by other people, and you respect the fact that all the other couples at your preferred swinger resort of choice are also there following their bliss. Plus, you're proud AF of your body and your partner's, so why shouldn't you share the benefits?
Taurus: Watching Other People Have Sex at a Sex Party
You're a secret kinkster and while diving headfirst into something might not be the most intuitive to you, you do learn by watching. Lean into some instructive voyeurism by attending a sex party with your partner and promise each other you're only there to watch...at first. Resisting the temptation to outdo that handsy couple on the couch over there will not only make things more challenging, but also give you something to talk about (or try) later on at home. Next time, you go, you can give yourselves a lil' more leeway with the rules.
Gemini: Having a Threesome with Your Significant Other
Threeways were MADE for you, dear Gemini! Whether you want to focus more on the unicorn in your threeway, or put on a show with your S.O. for said unicorn, you have hella options with a threeway. There's enough variety that your adventurous side won't get bored, and you'll love the no-pressure factor of being able to just sexily observe, too.
Gemini: Having a Threesome with Your Significant Other
Threeways were MADE for you, dear Gemini! Whether you want to focus more on the unicorn in your threeway, or put on a show with your S.O. for said unicorn, you have hella options with a threeway. There's enough variety that your adventurous side won't get bored, and you'll love the no-pressure factor of being able to just sexily observe, too.
Leo: Being the Unicorn in a Threesome
Hello, center of attention! Being the shiny new object in a threeway means you get to feel special AF. After all, said threeway wouldn't even exist without your participation. It's almost like...they need you? Anyways, you'll dig the sexy spotlight of it all, and never shy away from a chance to show off your skills in bed — and you certainly don't expect to get stage fright now that you have an audience too.
Virgo: Domming
Deep down you've always thought you'd be a bad ass dominatrix and welp, your instincts (like always) are correct! Tapping into your bossy side and showing your partner how you really like to take control of things will keep things hot as hell in the moment, and afterwards. You'll feel free AF by throwing your fear of criticism out the window, and let's face it: you were always born to be a leader anyways.
Libra: Orgasmic Meditation
You like things slow and intense. Orgasmic meditation, trendy new wellness "clinics" that train your partner to give you genital massages, will allow you and your partner to open up and experience each other in a totally new environment. The yoga-like environment will soothe you, and you love the idea of going on a ~journey~ with your partner, especially if that journey ends in some alleged 15-minute orgasms.
Scorpio: Pegging
As someone who loves to play with power dynamics in bed (you burned through your S&M phase ages before Fifty Shades was even climbing its way up the bestseller list.) You'll love the power play of pegging. Experiencing sex from the other side? Um, yes please! You'll love exploring new sexual roles, and find open-minded experimentation very intimate.
Sagittarius: Trying Out Every Sex Scene from Your Favorite Movies
You don't take yourself too seriously and are pretty game for anything silly, so spend a weekend re-enacting some cinematic sex scenes that get you and your partner's blood going. Whether you're trying to get every sex position shown in Fifty Shades of Grey, or just formative steamy scenes, like The Notebook, make a list of scenes you'll wanna re-enact and get to it! You'll love talking and laughing about it afterwards just as much as you will trying it in the moment, trust.
Capricorn: Eating Food off a Naked Person
Hey Foodie! Everyone always goes to you for cool date night ideas and goings-on-about town so it makes sense that your sex bucket list item would combine something exotic with sexy times. Go to a fancy erotic dinner party with your partner and see how it makes the both of you feel. Afterwards, you can always try to give it your own twist on things too at home. After all, let's be real: you have much better EVOO in your pantry. None of that plebeian grocery store shit for you, thanks. Erotic food play with ingredients so fancy you have to pay extra duties and taxes to get them imported, or GTFO, thanks.