Seth Rich was a Russian spy: CONFIRMED

Isn't it obvious? I mean just look at him:

Overcompensating much?

It has become blatantly obvious that the Russians infiltrated the DNC before the election in order to undermine the American democratic process in an attempt to install the KGB asset Donald Trump (whose real name is Dmitry Trumpovsky).

When traitor Seth Rich had done their bidding and given them what they needed they saw him as disposable and decided to enter phase 2 of their evil plot. They secretly assassinated him and instructed another KGB asset, Julian Assange (true name: Julek Asaya) to hint that Seth had been the source of the e-mail leak from the DNC, implying he had been killed by the DNC.

Either that or the CIA had to kill him in secret because having a trial for his treasonous activities would only give him a platform to spew his anti-american rhetoric across gullible media. Since this happened fake news sites (or should I say Poddel'nyye novosti *which in case you are confused means fake news in russian)

Still not obvious? I even found this picture online, indicating that Seth Rich is indeed a russian spy:

Here is a tweet from the Russian wikileaks:

Now why do you ask would they want people to investigate if it is them who are the ones behind the murder? Fair question. But for every fair question I can concoct an equally fair answer. You see they are just bluffing probably. They don't really want the police to find out that Seth was a Russian spy who was killed by Russia, but they want people to think they want the murder to be investigated so people will suspect Hillary. That is also a part of the reason why they killed him. And what about the police you may ask? Why did they rule it a botched robbery? Were they a part of the Russian conspiracy too?

The answer: Yes.

It is well known that there is heavy Russian influence in many local police departments. Russians spies are literally everywhere. Don't forget that they even have tiny robot spies that look like flies but report back to Kremlin. Soon the whole world will be reminded of the great Russian threat. If anything bad happens you can be 99% sure it can be traced back to Russia.

It should be obvious by now that we must eliminate all Russian influence from the government. Declaring war on Russia is the only valid choice, even if that means killing all life on the planet in a thermo-nuclear war. If we don't Dmitry Trumpevski and his clique will come into America and turn everything red! All aspects of life will be Russian in one way or another. Russian food, Russian hats, Russian billboards, Russian music and Russian dolls. Imagine the horror!

I am not even being sarcastic, at all. NOT AT ALL!! Conspiracy nuts will believe anything that the Russian propaganda tells them too. To them Seth Rich was just an honest patriot who was sick of the corruption in the DNC and took great risks trying to expose it. After he did, John Podesta sent an e-mail where he said he was all for "making an example of suspected leakers". Julian Assange also hinted strongly at this being the case and most recently Seymour Hersh confirmed this as well.

Okok... So I'll admit it. I was being sarcastic. You probably got that by now anyway. To me this just sound equally stupid to the actual articles fixated on this non-story. This whole Russia thing has to be the most stupid propaganda effort of all time. And it just goes on and on and on and it's all the mainstream news stations all over the world have been focusing on for the last nine months. Even though no real person cares, there is no evidence for any wrongdoing, and the hypocrisy factor is through the roof. Just absolutely crazy.

We all know who killed Seth Rich and why. Hopefully we can get some justice for him and his family. It won't fix the world over-night but it would be a good place to start.