A Grumpy Servant

A Grumpy Servant had a pencil sharpener that they would often embrace. It would have been a new exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who thinks it would be out of this world. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

A Grumpy Servant desperately needed a block of cheese that they liked to sleep with. It should have been a fairly unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

A Grumpy Servant craved for a bat that they would occasionally annihilate It should be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bat being the item selected.

A Grumpy Servant desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they sometimes hug. It would have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my children, but not to the Servant, who expected that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.

A Grumpy Servant always kept a CD player that they would try to balance on their head. This seems to be a strange activity, to most, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a CD player being the chosen item.

A Grumpy Servant had a bottle of wine that they would cuddle. It was a fairly funny thing to do, to some, but not to the Servant, who considered that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine of all things.