The Anxious Servant

The Anxious Servant desperately searched for a set square to put up their bum. One might consider this to be an original exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Servant, who assumed it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

The Anxious Servant desperately wanted a mug that they would occasionally cuddle. It might have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who felt it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the item that was selected.

The Anxious Servant desperately searched for a wig to share. It should be an extraordinary operation, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who feels that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

The Anxious Servant had a toilet brush that they would sit and look at. One might say this is a strange operation, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

The Anxious Servant owned a bottle of wine that they liked to put up their bum. It is a fairly surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who thought that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine having that done to it

The Anxious Servant desperately looked for a condom that they sometimes embrace. It might have been an original undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was fun. A condom would be the thing that was chosen.