The Worrisome Servant

The Worrisome Servant desired a block of cheese that they would occasionally cuddle. It would be a weird and wonderful idea, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.

The Worrisome Servant always kept a condom that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who assumed that the idea was stunning. A condom is the thing to choose.

The Worrisome Servant desperately wanted a spade that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a weird and wonderful thought, to some, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be out of this world. Strangely, a spade was the thing that was selected.

The Worrisome Servant carried a crown that they would annihilate It should be an original operation, to me, but not to the Servant, who feels it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

The Worrisome Servant needed a hat that they would sometimes break. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who expected it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.

The Worrisome Servant wanted a pint of beer that they would try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly astonishing approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a pint of beer being the item selected.