His Adorable Servant

His Adorable Servant wanted a block of cheese that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. A block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

His Adorable Servant looked for a porno magazine that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is a funny exercise, to me, but not to the Servant, who felt that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

His Adorable Servant often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to share. It might be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Servant, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

His Adorable Servant desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would sleep with. It should be an odd suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. A magic 8 ball was the chosen item.

His Adorable Servant always had with them a mug that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly exciting exercise, to many, but not to the Servant, who feels it was exciting. Bizarrely, a mug would be the item that was chosen.

His Adorable Servant found a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been an unusual thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.