Seriously? - Womens logic

⛹ Me: "Me: "I'll cook tonight love."

♥ Wife: "OK."

Later that day.

⛹ Me: "What would you like me to cook?"

♥ Wife: "The dog needs a walk, he's not been out all day."

⛹ Me: "No problem I'll take him."

♥ Wife: "I'll put some chips in the oven. while you're out."

⛹ Me: "Cool."

So the dog gets outside sniffs left and right and wants to go back indoors.

♥ Wife: "Don't tell me he didn't want to go?"

⛹ Me: "You know what he's like."

The wife is now well on the way to cooking tea: A little while later.

⛹ Me: "Thanks for the burger and chips love that was nice."

♥ Wife: "I knew you wouldn't cook!"

I didn't see that one coming.

Originally Posted: 10/2/2011

Pete