Seriously? - The thing.
Had this phone conversation this morning.
Tracy: "Hi, Dawn says the thing for the monitor has been ordered, can you tell me when we will get it?"
Me: "The thing for the monitor, what thing?"
Tracy: "Yes, the thing you turn on."
Me: "Do you mean the PC?"
Tracy: "The thing you turn on that you can put CD's in."
Me: Stifled giggles
Me: "You mean the computer, I'll send you a quote."
And these people actually get paid for working at these companies!

Originally Posted: 11/5/16
My actual name is Pete, you can find out Here why I use the username dick_turpin.https://plus.google.com/u/0/100694334141523232451
https://twitter.com/dick_turpin
https://www.facebook.com/peter.cannon3
https://mastodon.org.uk/@dick_turpin
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License.
License explained: Examples
Create your license: Choose
Podcaster. FOSS, Linux & Creative Commons Advocate.
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."

I can't tell you how often I have experienced similar things to this!