Seriously? - Do you know what you're doing?

B&Q's (diy.com) 8:40am self serve checkout.

Me: "Can you move out the way love so I can scan these items."

Wife: "I need to watch you with these you can never seem to work them!"

Me: o_O

Three items scanned.

Me: "Bubb what are you doing? Don't touch anything, you can't pick anything up till I've finished!"

Wife: "Don't talk rubbish."

Beep! Beep! Beep!

[PLEASE WAIT FOR AN ASSISTANT! ITEM REMOVED FROM BAGGING AREA!]

Me: "I told you not to touch it."

A minute or so later the misses fed the machine with £20 notes.

Me: "Bubb, where are you going?"

Wife: "Tsk I have my change."

Me: "Wait for your notes to come out the bottom!"

Out popped a £5 note, seems I do know how to work them after all? :-D

Originally Posted: 21/2/15