Starship Winkler - Episode 45

NARRATOR: Having rescued the Redneckian princess, Honey Bulbous, the Captain can now meet the leader of the dynasty of duck people.

DUCK PERSON: Captain, you have proven yourself foxworthy.
CAPTAIN: Good. Where is your leader?
DUCK PERSON: Okay, now what you wanna do is, head down this here road apiece, ‘till ya come to the fourway, then it’s right there behind the duck light.
CAPTAIN: Okay, thank you.
DUCK PERSON: Hey, on the way back pick us up some Sunny D and Wonder bread.

NARRATOR: At last, the Captain arrived at his destination.

CAPTAIN: Mulgrew, behind this door is the legendary leader of the Duck Dynasty.
DUCK LEADER: Hi everybody! What’s up?
CAPTAIN: Greetings, your eminence. On behalf of the Galactic Appliance, er, Alliance, I say hello and where are your pants?
DUCK LEADER: What? (mumbles angrily)
MULGREW: I think you offended him, Captain.
CAPTAIN: Offended him? He’s the one not wearing pants.
MULGREW: He’s going to attack!
CAPTAIN: We have to distract him. Quick, tear your Wonder Bread up into itty, bitty pieces and throw it into that pond.
DUCK LEADER: Food! Oh boy, my favorite.
CAPTAIN: Mulgrew, let’s get the duck out of here.

NARRATOR: Well, mission accomplished. Tune in next time, when we hear…

CAPTAIN: Hello, Admiral? We’ve determined there’s absolutely no intelligent life on the planet Redneckia. (muffled response) What do you mean you’ll have a camera crew here in an hour?