Hey Guys! Is Your Sperm Up To Snuff?
Avoid the embarrassment of having to ejaculate into a cup for a nurse at the fertility clinic and test-it-yourself at home. Now you can examine your own sperm with your smartphone! Tenga, A Japanese company, has developed a new product that will magnify your sperm 550 times. You can check to see how well your sperm is moving around and count them. These factors are indicators of how fertile you are.
An instruction manual comes with this Tengakit.
Simply deposit your sperm into this cup.
Fix the lens on this plastic holder to make a super powerful magnifying glass.
Place a drop of semen on the lens like this.
Hold it up to your smartphone camera using a single light source and voila!
Here is approximately what it will look like.
You can even take a 3 second video for uploading to a computer. Then send the video off to a lab to be analyzed. This method is not designed to replace professional testing, but experts say the system works as well as the software used in fertility clinics . You can buy the kit online for around 1,543 yen here:
Well shit!!!
Haha, very good!
hahaha now they start peeping on sperm , we all know facebook check out our contacts and our email they even read who send you a email or who call you and even check out our cellphone pictures etc , etc
now they wanna check the sperm too hahaha
i think for some maybe good but after all those who are concern about their fertility this app will not really will be so helpfull anyway .
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good job .
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