Funny and Cheesy Science Jokes

If you are an avid lover of science, then you must appreciate the level of advancement the world has experienced in recent centuries under the huge and gigantic umbrella of science.

The world as we know it wouldn’t be what it is today without science. The truth is you won’t be online right now, perhaps with some sophisticated gadget reading this, if not for science.

Come to think of it, we probably would still be in the primitive era, perhaps not the Stone Age, but still behind in every form of development. A lot of us would still be, virtually, living under the rock, if not for science.

Wait a second, would you and I be in clothes by now, if not for science? Perhaps we would still be roaming about with animal skin or leaves covering our “holiest-of-holies”. I can’t even begin to imagine some of our famous stars and top personalities with just ‘animal-skin or leaves’, for clothing……lolz 😂

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Anyways, despite the advancement we’ve experienced globally via science, the field doesn’t necessarily have to be serious all the time, unless you are sitting for an exam or working on some project, of course. Sometimes we should take science and things a little less seriously.

So, below I share a couple of “relatively” funny scientific jokes. I dare say “relatively” because it could either be very funny to you or sound incredibly stupid (especially if you aren't science-inclined). So here goes;

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1.) Question: What would the female version of IRON MAN be?

Ans: Fe male

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2.) Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

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3.) Question: Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?

Ans: Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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4.) Question: Which doctor is the worst seen by his patients?

Ans: The Ophthalmologist

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5.) I was reading a book on anti-gravity. I found it difficult to put down.

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6.) Biology is the only science in which multiplication is the same thing as division.

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7.) I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn't seem to be gaining momentum.

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8.) One mouse to another: "Look at that fellow with the white coat on, whenever I push the paddle, he starts writing something!"

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9.) A photon checks into a hotel. When asked if he needs a bellman, it responds "No!, I'm travelling light."

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10.) Question: What does a subatomic duck say?

Ans: Quark

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11.) Question: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Ans: Na

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12.) Question: Where does bad light end up?

Ans: In prism

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13.) Question: What do you do with a dead chemist?

Ans: Barium

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14.) If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate.

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15.) Heisenberg and Schrödinger are along the Autobahn when they are stopped by a police officer. The cop says to Heisenberg, who is driving, "Do you know how fast you were going?!" Heisenberg says, "No, but I knew where I was."

"OK, smart guy," says the cop. "I'm going to search your car". So he does and then comes back to the window. "Did you know you have a dead cat in a box in the trunk?" Schrödinger says, "No, but I do now."

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16.) Question: What did the proton tell the electron?

Ans: Don't be so negative!

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17.) Two chemist walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have H2O". The second one says, "I'll have H2O too." The second one dies.

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18.) A Proton, a Neutron and a Helium walk into a bar and order three beers. The bartender appears with 3 beers and asks the Proton, "Are you sure you're over over 21?" The Proton replies, "I'm positive." So the bartender gives him the first beer. He gives the second beer to the Neutron and says, "For you, no charge." He throws the third beer in Helium's face, Helium doesn't react.

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19.) Question: What kind of fish is made up of only two sodium atoms?

Ans: As mushroom as possible.

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20.) Question: Did you hear Oxygen went on a date with Potassium?

Ans: It went 'OK'

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21.) Question: Why is it difficult to trust atoms?

Ans: Because they make up everything.

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So, there! science definitely makes a great subject for lots of jokes. Admittedly, some of these jokes are quite cheesy, and would only make sense to folks in the field of science. So, if you didn't grasp any of these, then sorry to be the one to have to break the sad news to you, you are an "Arts" inclined fellow...😊

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