New scientific discoveries change the way we think

Now picture, if you will, something you can't imagine that doesn't exist because your too dumb, then allow me to explain it.

The universe is so vast that the mind which created it had to have been vastly vaster, causing the mass of its massive vastness to draw all into it, until all was contained into that one, infinitely small point. That point imploded into the big bang.

When stars collide the center of each "click" like two vast bowling balls, sending shockwaves into the surrounding space, the gravity waves rapidly traversing vast distances until they collide with, and bounce off other gravity waves. These will swirl into a spinning pool of dark matter, heating up as it turns, until it becomes white hot matter, before, billions of years later, cooling into a hot yellow pulsing glow, out of which orange streaks of light shoot across vast distances until they collide with, and bounce off other gravity waves. These will swirl into a spinning pool of dark matter, heating up as it turns, until it becomes white hot matter, before, billions of years later, cooling into a hot yellow pulsing glow, out of which orange streaks of light shoot across vast distances until they collide with, and bounce off other gravity waves. These will swirl into a spinning pool of dark matter, heating up as it turns, until it becomes white hot matter, before, billions of years later, cooling into a hot yellow pulsing glow, out of which orange streaks of light shoot across .

However, the shooting and the light are two separate sciences, so complex in their detail teams of compartmentalised scientists combine their lifetimes to its research. the perpetual battle of matter and antimatter appear to them as a cosmic swordplay no single human can comprehend, yet the danger to the insignificant life on this planet is obviously immanent.

G-forces cease to mean anything when you get to magnitudes of scale beyond 10X megatons per micrometer. But the explosive force is not any less than ten times the mass of out sun less than 10,0000,00000,39843 X the mass index of herp a derp.

The equations are so complex you would need 10,000,0000 screens to fit them on, so it is no wonder people find it hard to comprehend. Science though, has 10,000,0000 4k screens side by side at its top secret research lab never before seen by the human eye, but thanks to scientific philanthropy, the universal complexity is able to be visually recreated on your puny insignificant screen through simple cartoons and CGI.

Once a galactic x-ray has been downloaded from space the quasma and pulseatrons are able to be visually synthesised on state of the art supercomputers. The scientific geniuses analysing it separate the pink noise from the black holes and reach a surprising conclusion, that the black holes are in fact pink, and the universal spectrum of dark matter can be reduced entirely to the color pink, but shaped like a ranch.

This discovery takes us to mars. The Mars Rover recharges itself by transmuting gravitrons into positively charged protons in a process called osmosic-photo-transfusion, and thus, it never needs new batteries. This technology ONLY works because Mars's atmosphere contains sufficient negatively charged dust in it's weak ionosphere to make the transistors function at a constant rate of output.

The mars energy is but one discovery in an infinite universe of possibilities, probes to venus seem to suggest that we could use the planets chaotic bio-clouds to harvest an endless breath cycle, the 'elixir of life' referred to by the mystic ancients of earth, but until science can raise enough money from the public, this resource is remains un-utilised and leaves all humans bound to earth based mortality.