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Today is World PENIS Day

Do u know that the penis is the greatest
breakfast ever? According to doctors it has
a mushroom head, a sausage body, two
eggs and milk which provides nutrients.
Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9
months. Besides it has 3 good manners too.

1. Its very courteous, it stands before it
   performs

2. It is very emotional, it weeps during
   performance 3. It is polite, it bows after
   performing.
   Send to ladies 2 laugh and to men 2 make
   them happy and proud of themselves.

               01. Kamasutra says: If you
   

suck one nipple, the woman herself offers
the other one. And that was the origin of
"buy one get one free"!

1. Did you ever notice: everything on a
   woman's upper body starts with a ""B.
   Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with
   a "P" Petticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin
   of "BP"!

2. Before sex, you help each other get
   naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.
   Moral: In life no one helps you once you're
   fucked.

3. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody
   congratulates you but nobody knows how
   many times you got fucked to achieve it.

4. Life is like a dick, sometimes it
   becomes hard for no reason.

5. Practical thought: A husband is
   supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not
   her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her
   husband's dick hard, not his life..!

**When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach and say
"Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's
Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only
results matter.

Happy penis day