Oh how i have enjoyed reading this! Laughed all the way through, proper hilarious :D Here's the notes I made along the way:

"bahahah "what do they do when the song is complete" laughing hard here i had never questioned where all the people came from but now you've opened up so many funny worms :D :D

seriously wetting myself at this point " banging people's bellies and swinging people around without their consent," bahahaha

Oh my lord hahahahaha "This poor and clearly weak man is then rammed heartlessly into more unsuspecting men - head first - where they are made to balance on each others' shoulders."

Thoroughly enjoyed the gold camel weight calculations! Good work here indeed :D :D

"bulbous" bahahahaha

Love it