LOL! Yeah, she said you had suggested the topic of pineapples, and asked chat what she should write about pineapples, and I suggested the pineapples eating you.

suesa 3:29 AM
apsu wanted me to write something about pineapples today
now I can go down one of two roads
the "this are the issues with pineapples because a lot of pesticides are used" road
or the "lol, why do people say pineapple makes sperm taste better?" road

geekpowered 3:30 AM
how about the fact that when you eat a pineapple, it's also eating you?

suesa 3:31 AM
thought about that but it's like the most obvious thing