Why I Love Phone Spam

TL:DR Phone scams are awesome, waste their time

Sah my dudes, so I've recently been getting a ton of spam phonecalls, most of which go like "Bla blah blah would you like to buy bla blah bla insurace", at which point I hang up and block their number. However, I now realize that these guys are probably my favorite calls I receive ever.

I get stressed out, almost everyone does. I then have to go home and do chores and meaningless math equations I will never use in real life. But then, I get a magical phone call from someone trying to sell me insurance from "everything". Then I have 3 options, hang up, buy stuff, or troll them. Hanging up feels great, because these people are trying to steal money from innocent people, and by talking to me, I wasted a little of their time. Buying stuff is not an option since I don't have it or a credit card. But trolling them is SOOOO much fun, I pretend to actually care about what they're saying and waste as much of their time as possible, so they can't scam anyone else while trying to scam me.

So remember, if you ever get any phone scams, enjoy it =).

Random Side Note You Don't Have To Read But It Would Be Nice:
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