Eccentric Scammer

Eccentric Scammer desperately needed a pint of beer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly curious proposal, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A pint of beer of all things.

Eccentric Scammer desperately looked for a bag of poop that they liked to drop. One might find this to be an odd undertaking, to some, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the item to select.

Eccentric Scammer looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a strange proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who felt it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

Eccentric Scammer needed a pint of beer that they liked to sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly different thought, to most, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

Eccentric Scammer always had with them a pen that they sometimes share. It should be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pen is the item that was chosen.

Eccentric Scammer desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be an original approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a cheese grater being the item selected.