My Fat Scammer

My Fat Scammer often carried a melon that they would often worship. It might be a fairly strange activity, to me, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the thing to choose.

My Fat Scammer often carried a stapler that they would often sit and look at. One might find this to be an astonishing suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

My Fat Scammer desired a rubber chicken that they sometimes drop. It is a fairly original activity, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

My Fat Scammer desperately looked for a bag of flour that they would sometimes throw. It should have been a weird undertaking, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was exciting. A bag of flour is the item to opt for.

My Fat Scammer owned a helmet that they liked to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly odd operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the item that was chosen.

My Fat Scammer always kept a tomato that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be a curious exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the item to choose.