The Cheerful Scammer

The Cheerful Scammer looked for a teapot that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the item that was opted for.

The Cheerful Scammer owned a bottle of coke to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly odd activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who expected it would be epic. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

The Cheerful Scammer desired a toilet brush that they would occasionally cuddle. One might consider this to be a different action, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

The Cheerful Scammer craved for a pint of beer that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a weird and wonderful thought, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. A pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Cheerful Scammer desperately needed a CD player that they liked to play with. One might consider this to be a surprising operation, to most, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

The Cheerful Scammer desperately needed a pint of cider to eat. It would be a fairly new exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thought it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.