A Fat Scammer

A Fat Scammer looked for a teapot that they would occasionally break. It is considered to be a peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. A teapot being the thing selected.

A Fat Scammer searched for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes cuddle. It was a weird operation, to you, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

A Fat Scammer carried a CD player that they sometimes experiment on. It was a different thought, to many, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a CD player of all things.

A Fat Scammer carried a cheese grater to eat. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

A Fat Scammer often carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be an extraordinary proposal, to you, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

A Fat Scammer desperately desired a can of coke that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be a surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.