Her Jolly Scammer

Her Jolly Scammer had a sponge that they would occasionally demolish. This seems to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea was exciting. A sponge was the chosen item.

Her Jolly Scammer craved for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be a fairly different undertaking, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

Her Jolly Scammer desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been an odd suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was out of this world. A sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

Her Jolly Scammer carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally embrace. It would be a fairly exciting activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

Her Jolly Scammer craved for a melon that they would sometimes break. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a melon is the thing to opt for.

Her Jolly Scammer wanted a stretchman that they would occasionally demolish. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to many, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the item that was selected.