My Round Scammer

My Round Scammer carried a bottle of beer that they would worship. It is a bizarre suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

My Round Scammer owned a block of cheese that they would occasionally sleep with. It was considered to be a funny idea, to most, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was out of this world. A block of cheese being the chosen item.

My Round Scammer looked for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes eat. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

My Round Scammer desperately looked for a toilet brush that they sometimes embrace. It should be a surprising undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

My Round Scammer owned a tomato to put down their trousers. It should be an exciting action, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a tomato being the thing opted for.

My Round Scammer craved for a rubber johnny that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly new proposal, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who expected it was magnificent. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.