Hey! What you said to Teachers is not very nice, Mike!

I know I look like a minnow, and my posts are minnowesque and I kind-of dress like a minnow too.

But I am a whale trapped in the body of a minnow and I am Moby Dick - just like you homey!

Thanks for all the Tube-Of-You honesty. You really have educated me and made me a better minnow!

How the hell do I get out of here?