Ha! Congratulations(?) on being targeted, especially by geniuses with such wise words to share with the world like "Life is a kaleidoscope" and "Loneliness is a beautiful thought". I mean, who comes up with this stuff?

Although, I don't know, lukebastokes kinda has a nice ring to it!

I don't know how people still fall for this obvious scam, but they do. Thanks for shining a light and trying to fix it.