Due to a tweet asking how to stop the hogs from committing a war crime in your garden, I decided to compile this list of creative ways to #stopthehog.
You can repel the hogs with noise in following ways.
• Karbid bombs, Russian style.
• Airgun, all you need is an airgun and some CO2
Here are some ways to #stopthehog with physical means
• Build a moat, labor intensive but quite impenetrable
• Build a wall, do I need to add anything ?
• Plant thorns or dense bushes as a hedge, ouch
• Build spike pits, they gonna turn into delicious shashliks!
• Place an electric fence. BOOOOOOORINGGGGGGGGG
Ranged offensive means.
• Build a catapult, Angry birds much ?
• Buy canons, there's nothing that can't be solved with a canon
• Turrets, expensive but effective
• Lasers, pew pew
• Radiate silver and then shoot it into the sky to cause radioactive rain, fallout much ?
• Order a napalm strike, does anyone smell a BBQ ?
• An Intercontinental Ballistic Missile strike, NK style
Close range offensive means
• Flamethrowers, Mmm, bacon.
• Any white weapon ever, old school.
• Wrestle them all, mud wrestling!
I hope you'll find these 17 Creative ways to stop 30-50 feral hogs useful in the future. #stopthehog !