INFOGRAPHIC: How to be (not) funny :: #Comedyopenmic round 12
So it is time to help all you silly people to finally win some of those grand prizes for the @comedyopenmic contest.
Forget Memes
Forget copying jokes by @dj123 because he writes only very serious stuff.
Forget writing punning limericks about @diebitch because she will hit you hard.
Forget roasting @amirtheawesome1, the more you try, the more awesome he appears to be.
Forget nominating @negativer as he will not move unless you promise bacon. And @anikekirsten as she will be able to keep neg in check.
Forget forgetting things. You will always forget why @take 5 or @idikuci are even allowed to judge this contest.
Forget short clips of you punching someone in the face
It is time
to finally
be truly
the most fun
you can be
...
I nominate this Infograph for Miss World.
Nomination accepted!
Thank you! Now I feel ready to take on the world.
Who knew that even success in COM can be broken down into just 5 steps... I was doing it wrong the whole time!
Fuck memes.
Sorry, I forgot to put the word Post in front of that.
Seriously though, unless you made the meme yourself...
Thanks for bringing the shitposting to their attention, maybe they'll slow down on it. ;)