Today I watched with amazement the power of consensus... Our unanimous will caused a miracle! [Satire/Comedy attempt]

in #satire8 years ago

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With all this talk about consensus as the new force that tends to make so-called scientific studies suddenly true some friends and I gathered. Forget that show "The secret", forget studying for years of meditation and throat chanting in the mountains of Tibet, the true secret has been found. It is consensus. Consensus can make things unassailable.

If you have consensus and someone challenges you then that is akin to heresy. Such naysayers are interfering with the miracle you are working towards.

So a large room full of friends... We all formed a consensus that gravity no longer existed and had any influence....

The entire room full of people levitated.... I swear it was true.

Consensus was magic. Science be damned, that is just a worthless con-job. The true magic and power is in consensus.

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You liar. There never was consensus, or did gravity gave its OK?

Look, I provided an image... isn't that proof enough? I've always heard seeing is believing. In that particular example we caught an attractive participant and a set of identical twins that were a little hot so had to remove some clothing before they could form consensus. Then just as an added coolness to the imagery another set of identical twins in more business attire was also in frame.

So there is your visual proof.... can't you see the power of consensus?!?!?

OMG! I'm levitating right now!

I'm a believer!

See I told you. Consensus is the key!!!

I read the title, saw the image and I knew right away that it had happened. The truth had found Deva Winblood, the two finally brought together.

Concensus had been reached.

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