Marketing Done Right - Steemit IS The Next Best Thing Since Some Other Stuff (Maybe Sliced Bread?)

in #satire7 years ago

The marketing team of Steemit finally started to work and they will do things. And those things will be made out of stuff. Rest assured, there will be crowdsourcing. And the community will be involved and we will all see those things. Which will be made out of stuff. The goals will be common and they will be growth-driven, conversational and with cherries on top. Well, some of them. Those made out of stuff.

Because the other things, well, they will be serious. But they will still be things. Long term things with quantifiable stuff extracted from them, packaged in a meaningful way towards all the actors involved, which will be invited to a crowdsourced project-based community trending process which will generate some serious things. And they will be made out of some serious stuff.

And if you don't understand anything from our profound marketing approach, you're an idiot. We will not say this out loud, because you may get upset and leave the platform, which we don't want to happen, because then we will run out of things. And stuff.

But, seriously, we're smart. And we're building things. Which will be made out of stuff.


I'm a serial entrepreneur, blogger and ultrarunner. You can find me mainly on my blog at Dragos Roua where I write about productivity, business, relationships and running. Here on Steemit you may stay updated by following me @dragosroua.


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is "lol" even a thing? made out of stuff? If not, I'd suggest to move your meaningless comments to another platform. We're smart, you know?

LOL is the stuff that serious stuff is built upon. LOL is the foundation of serious stuff, that will lead us to great thing. If we just all lolled a bit more - this thing would fly! Don't disregard LOL.

Looks like you're smart too.

Nah... I don't know... well yes...probably... for sure, actually. After all... I am the cool-smart dude of LOL... and stuff.

lol wink smart lol code

Hahahahaha...

I'm glad I arrived here in time for my vote to count towards your share of the rewards pool for this little jewel of an article... ;)

😄😇😄

@creatr

Thank you :) That's actually a thing, you know, that rewards pool. And as of now it seems to be made out of stuff.

I giggled. About the stuff and the things. Does that make me smart? ;)

hooray marketing, let's not forget we have to act together, be strong, help out and whatever two words we can string together to go with that stuff :) the staff is very professional :)

Thanks for the fuckup files I wanted to send you a bit more since I'm getting more out than you, but I suppose someone else is paying for it :D

It would be nice to stuff up the things into something not so stuffy as the other things out there.

Any dumbass can do that, IMHO. It takes really smart dudes to create meaningless, misleading and ego-boosting stuff. It's not that easy, you know...

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Marketing stuff gives you meaning and purpose
and life is empty without it:

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I think we have a good chance of surviving
long enough to Monetize the Solar System:

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Hi my friend!
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with love @andrianna

Damn, harsh! I'm at least waiting for the "full marketing document" that we've been told to expect in the next week.

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