EXTREMELY SHOCKING! Queen accidentally beheads Boris Johnson during knighting ceremony

"LONDON (The News Desk) — Provoking gasps of horror from assembled guests and onlookers at Buckingham Palace, the Queen accidentally beheaded British MP and foreign minister Boris Johnson on Wednesday morning during a knighting ceremony.

“Whoops!” the Queen was reported to have shouted as she drove her sword hard into Johnson’s neck, cutting cleanly through flesh and bone and causing his head to separate from his body. “I swear to god that was an accident.”..."

Source: http://syruptrap.ca/2016/08/queen-accidentally-beheads-boris-johnson-during-knighting-ceremony/