What 2026 will be like when your STEEM power reaches infinity.

As we all know, eventually you will have so much STEEM the entire world economy will collapse.

This is the perfect time to buy France, call youself cryptonapoleon and start firing central reserve bankers out of an electromagnetic cannon.

Your national anthem will be a dubstep remix of the 1812 overture, which must be danced to, awkwardly.

All children from henceforth, will be born from monoclones of the late Bernie Sanders, eventually populating the planet with slightly ruffled, kindly old jewish men.

Arms will be fused at 45 degrees at birth, to prevent pokemon go fatigue, the biggest cause of preventable death.

The olympics will be won by a single transgender cyborg, known as X, who is the best at everything and can poop anywhere she/he wants.

Bitcoin transactions will take 25000 years for one confirmation, caused Joe Rogan using bitcoin to buy one days supply of magic mushrooms.

Everyone will work for UBER, buying bigger and bigger cars to pick up each other's car, like an automotive russian doll. Eventually there will be only one car, that is everywhere at the same time.

Then, and only then; will we all be truly happy.