My altcoin investment strategy.

Before you make any important decision, make sure you get very little or no sleep. A working neocortex will only slow you down.

Time to trade! Sleep is for the weak.

Next, check if the altcoin has a website, if it's full of awesome graphics buy immediately. Awesome graphics mean the devs know what they're doing.

No website? No problem! This just means you got in early; buy more!

Is there a 30-40% spread in the ask and bid price? This is called the canyon of good luck in trading circles. If you buy here, you will fall into a pit of easy money!

Is the trading volume low? This is often a sign of a great coin. So great that nobody wants to sell it! Time to buy! Don't waste your time checking the market depth, you'll just miss out on a golden opportunity!

Ignore the signs, you're no amateur

Does the coin have a white paper? If it does avoid it, we all know what white paper is used for...

Finally, when you're finished the above steps, take a deep breath and pat yourself on the back. You literally have nothing to lose!