Thanks for the laugh on my morning commute. Five people on the subway looked and wondered why I was snickering.

How good to know you share my odd sense of humor xD

As I kept reading I was greatly entertained by your travels. Get some rest.

Finally crashed and slept for 12+ hours last night, so I'm feeling pretty good today :-)

I wonder if at some point you were pulled over and were given a ticket from some illiterate ogre?

Haha! Thankfully, not on this trip; though I've gotten far more speeding tickets in my past decade of driving than I care to remember...