Their Cute Santa

Their Cute Santa desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly funny activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop having that done to it

Their Cute Santa found a pint of cider that they liked to experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly different operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Cute Santa had a stretchman that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been a surprising proposal, to me, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a stretchman is the item to choose.

Their Cute Santa owned a can of Tango that they would occasionally drop. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing action, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be fun. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

Their Cute Santa often carried a vibrator that they would often put up their bum. This seems a curious thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

Their Cute Santa often carried a magic 8 ball that they would often play with. One might find this to be an odd action, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be simply life. Honestly, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.