Her Jolly Santa

Her Jolly Santa always had with them a pencil sharpener that they liked to sleep with. This might appear to be a surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

Her Jolly Santa carried a porno magazine to put on his head. It should have been an original thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the item selected.

Her Jolly Santa desperately needed a CD player that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea was magnificent. A CD player was the item that was selected.

Her Jolly Santa looked for a cucumber that they sometimes hug. This seems a funny exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

Her Jolly Santa carried a crown that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a weird suggestion, to me, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the thing that was selected.

Her Jolly Santa looked for a custard pie to demolish. This might appear to be a fairly odd proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie of all things.