The simulation angle.

Ok ok but hear me out. Did Sam return to OpenAI?

An anonymous Q story. We’ve been prepared to discredit those.

Are you sure you aren’t in a simulation that began two days ago? You, yes: You.

Is this your house? Your automobile? Your Thanksgiving? How do AI work this? Who’s carving up whom?

Need additional evidence? Go ahead, try to find a paperclip. Just look around. You won’t find any. Not a single one.
Except Clippy.