Two Minute Gem #3
Customer: "How much is the installation Pete?"
Me: "Hmm? There's two of them, tell you what, I'll do you a fixed price, £150.00
Customer: "Is that £150.00 each!"
Me: "Can be if you like?" 
Customer: "How much is the installation Pete?"
Me: "Hmm? There's two of them, tell you what, I'll do you a fixed price, £150.00
Customer: "Is that £150.00 each!"
Me: "Can be if you like?"
Don't you love humans.
I know I don't always do
So the wife was talking about Archie last night (Our dog who passed away last month)
Gail: "But Archie didn't like other people!"
Me: "What a brilliant dog!"