Oh my god, this is totally hilarious. I had never considered the correlation between running times and tashes. Makes total sense though; I think the success of 80s cricketers was largely due to this facial hair phenomenon. I look forward to future running updates on how yours is going and your performance times. Hopefully it won't cause any drag.
It might catch on cause kit is a lot easier than training harder...but didn't think about the drag it might cause.
Regards @run.vince.run