[catHUB] project with no name v0.0 - the leaked episode : rottentomatoes killed baywatch (cos it sucked)

in #rudyardcatling6 years ago (edited)

AMAZING STUFF @logojoy.com isnt it ? that took like 40 seconds to make LOL ... the end of designers is in sight ... more for me cos they always been keeping it from me , so its their turn to be poor, right?

the one man thing, ergo-therapeutic brainrot prevention, post number two (three this week, i think i can manage one a day , now ... about the money ? why are you people wrecking my money like that ? dumping prices into deep space zeroes? dont you know i need this for my epic?)


Trying to look like a pro yet i'm not, out of the chaos comes creation, i am Random of Amber ... not mister Formal Ed


2018-06-15
folder structure :

it's actually supposed to be a folder structure you can unzip anywhere and use as is without installing anything (you know how to rightclick/view image i suppose). Basically just a bunch of snips i scribbled up to do some things and view some things but, structure might be possible


commands available

  • parseaccounthistory_wrk.sh (several subroutines to parse data from an account history kept locally)

  • pretty_please.sh (something i got from stackoverflow that strips .json data into separate lines without having to install extra packages, which is the intention and so far, other than curl seems to work)

- updatehistory_rudyardcatling.sh / updatehistory.sh (gets an accounts full history , incrementally depending on how much is already stored locally)
- wurdamoney.sh0 [accountname] (wurdamoney_standalone.sh0) calculates the worth of a 100/100 vote on any given account (not counting delegation, only 'own' power)
  • findeligiblevoters.sh0 (parse list of accountnames (gathered from a post voted on in this case so far) check one by one the time of latest root post, it time <7days add to list of eligible) used to simplify finding the random people to vote on who participated (a LOT of accounts are stale, bots or re-steem only)

includes

the point would be to as many of these since they don't require separate PIDs

composemainbody.inc split from ubasti/ubasti, used to get all the necessary variables to include in a pre-formatted text body, can now be used for multiple types or repeating posts with changing vars

functions available

under /include ... well its not really /include but the intention is that it is , its not all functions it might just be sets of variables or ENV_VAR declarations for use in multiple scripts or commands with the linux shell source command

  • formatname.inc (used to make it independent wether user inputs @accountname or simply accountname

  • getacctvars.inc (basically meant to store lots more but atm only gets last tx , last tx number and last tx id of account)

  • getSP.inc (gets steem power of account by calculation (delegation not included) )

  • votersfrompost.inc (gets all voters on a certain post from the post.json and puts them in a nice small flatfile)

  • getvoteworth.inc (gets the sbd value of a 100/100 vote from accountname) <--- alarming downtrend


"projects"

steemterm : the eventual compilation , commands for now : help, clear, reload, sbi, upvotes, downvotes, transfers, display[on/off]


ubasti / sakhmet : used to generate the main body of the daily post and pick out the voters and non eligible voters from the last paid out post

*most people don't understand the power of algorithms, its exponential since all that time you never have to waste again ... most basement nurrds came from protected im a zuckerberg type american, they dont get it either, life is merciless, there's no such thing as perpetuum mobile other than gravity versus entropy on a cosmic scale* and since no one lives a billion years that can hardly be proven

now have a malicious bot army posting it at one chessboard square x2 per post

but i DID say something i hope you didnt miss that



12/06/2008

  • modified commands/wurdamoney.sh0 to use pretty_please from same folder regardless

  • delete /sakhmet, copy /ubasti to /sakhmet change /sakhmet/ubasti to /sakhmet/sakhmet

13/06/2008

  • modified commands/wurdamoney.sh0 to work as subcommand only (again, ... until used as function)

  • added flag $2 in composemainbody.inc , if not set do not parse accounts for eligible (save zound and a half of network) --> if [ -n "$2" ] any input after $1 counts as set but can be altered to switch different parts on/off eyes on future

  • modified composemainbody.inc to flag if votes go out or not - this can be done with flag $2

- modified sakhmet/sakhmet textbody
  • switched all remaining literals in composemainbody to relative account var ( eg CURLURLOUT="$ACCOUNTHANDLE""_jsondata" where it was ubasti_jsondata et al)

  • did lots of shit in sakhmet/sakhmet and composemainbody in order to deliver a satisfactory result that gets me faster to the next post without thinking or lifting a finger, in short, pretty much did good, am yawning, is wednesday, i expect all kinds of plots by the natives so i'll be mostly out as much as i can during the whole day (that's knock-)



things to do ? (lots)


among others i might have already thought of or not

  • switch as many commands as possible to includes (no new processes spawned while running, not much difference on todays machines but i like it and i will try to keep it built for speed and minimal network load)

  • split up functions as small as possible to make sure no network access is made that's not needed, network is the bottleneck for speed here after all

  • add env_vars include to make it easy to use relative paths within the main folder and get rid of the symlinks which dont work when its copied to another place

  • find out what i need to get a localnode up and running (hopefully 240 gb is enough)

well ... 204 actually

  • see if i can make transactions like payments on the local network while that one syncs to the blockchain so the actual keys never have to leave ... IF POSSIBLE :p

  • euhm ... now we filtered out the root_posts, maybe check for comments that arent stale yet in case someone quit trying because of (you know, why, elitist bastard) and just interacts a little here and there, but that will be for later, re-steems wont count and ...

  • ofcourse, randomize the processs BUT id need to see vote value for that , i dont wanna elect anyone who will get a vote that turns to dust, thats an honourable mention with zero practical use, pragmacticalists like me (not a spelling mistake) cant have that ... i'm sure its possible but as i dont count this as getting paid it will happen in my time on my tempo, im sure no one has any reason to complain so far

  • switch pretty_please to include function

  • split up accounts when they reach treshold due to the lousy security one factor password system to spread assets over multiple 'vaults', it will lose on curation and probably look like you're upvoting with a whole system, but one compromised password doesnt mean losing everything that way, MUST DO !

  • ponder specific vars in composemainbody on flag or switch to relative project and put them there like

  1. if [ -n "$RAFFLEVOTES" ]
    then
    RAFFLEVOTEFILE="$ACCOUNTURI""_rafflevotes"
    RAFFLEVOTESELECTED=$(cat $RAFFLEVOTEFILE)
    fi

can be put in either ubasti/ubasti without the conditional or in the mainbody where its conditional depending on flag $2

  • fix the comma problem in composemainbody

  • fix the payout total in sakhmet

  • put all alleycat.be shit here too

  • finally start that appgamekit thing simulating population and put that here too ...

  • make enough money from one post per week to not make more than one post per week and focus on other things that do not require phoneboy and/or suitman to have the illusion to be the boss of me (cos thats never gonna happen again, im damaged)

  • get rich or die trying

  • hunt down and exterminate whoever has been wrecking the sbd price fro a month now

  • never go for witness on steemit

  • much much more

  • dont trust dogs

  • avoid humans

  • live by night (because i couldnt even type this post by day)

  • and so on ...

if you feel like this is @utopian-io go ahead but its one-man team so i dont know how open source that is lol

it's ergo-therapy

i need it for my epic

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previous post(bottom up .. or was that top-down?) -> should link back all to the first one at the bottom

https://steemit.com/rudyardcatling/@rudyardcatling/cathub-project-with-no-name-v0-0-the-indie-movie-pt-1-the-recap-prequel-to-the-sequel-mark-your-tings

https://steemit.com/rudyardcatling/@rudyardcatling/cathub-project-with-no-name-v0-0-the-indie-movie-pt-1-start-the-cleanup



and now a message from our sponsors

i couldnt do this ... couldnt focus for 30 minutes whole night without you lot ... arigatou


and sheppards we shall be

well when that kid talked spanish i actually said "prego" cos i knew they thought i wouldnt understand them cos i would be thinking they were morcos cos they brown

cos thats how stupid people are

so they didnt know what i was saying

cos it was italian

OMG

but at least they stepped aside to let me pass without acting up more than you would expect from 15 yo hormone bags (takes one to know one ... alas i grew out of it, but far from old, something YOU will be at 20 i suppose)

right then ...

COOL LOGO HUH ?

i betcha fiver the designer lobby will be trying to illegalize sites like that soon

in the name of what about the jobs

while all you have to do is stop breeding for 20 years , that would solve like

half the worlds problems

you TWAT

sooooooo makes me wanna start that appgamekit retroscroller experiment but

luke's gotta eat and they're trying to get to me

AGAIN

and i can't i SERIOUSLY WONT do that EVER again

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https://discord.gg/TB4XDdU

you are welcome to lurk, its a pretty void channel but if anyone has questions its there

when i say you are welcome to lurk that means "in the channel" not in my cables, not in my private life

not in my fucking house or garden

LOL ... it just said "fifa world cup on this screen ..." for some reason they are unwilling to understand

how weird i am to them


i want the limited edition

so you better vote me some steem or i'll never be able to buy it :)

wouldnt it be nice if your blockchain had one entry per post then ? paying me out in twice will only aggravate me into how suck it is and grep for claim reward or if i REALLY have to grep for all payments regarding post x

which will slow your shit down

its a BAD idea

from the start

people are allowed to correct themselves so

you give them some time

before its locked forever

they get time

you save time and volume

there's a reason why i'll never go for witness

i'm not a 'suit'ed politician

i kill by vulcan logic

and cronies

what do you say, major ?

temporary

all enemies included

common grounds

clear the place a little

more oxygen

all of you can go back to shooting whatever comes in sight after

i wont be participating after, unless you come into my bubble uninvited :)

damn .. i always divert do i ...

this place keeps pulling out the darkness

i'm a six star general

i don't fight, i'm too precious, precious

and if i have to i dont fight fair cos im not good at it

i was doing so fine with the code

and they you break the day

and the light wrecks my brain again

now look what you made me say ?

(ofcourse they dont get it)

BUT ITS A COOL LOGO, RIGHT ?

thats how REAL the world is today


you dont change the world, precious

if you're lucky the world changes you not so much that you're no longer you

you adapt and you try to help

peace and respect to all those who deserve it

thats what it is

i come too far to go back to nothing in the past cos if there was ANYTHING left back there

i burnt it

alexander style

cortez style

shin sekai

there IS a way out and im gonna prove it

but seeing what ive been through and where i am

it wont be for the week and trust me

a shitty corner of the road office with a snazzy logo is way below my goal

i like to be no one

i only function in my ivory adamantium tower

otherwise im at best a hazard cos you forced me

this is not content

its not positive

it doesnt show how rich people live

its not one topic

...

lol

and uhuh

next time i will attach a binary file of the steemit blockchain which will be included every time i edit

yea, to make a point

on how easy it is to flood this thing

yes well you can see its not about content

or how it looks

its about how good you are at sucking dick

barring a few people

thats what it is




well its a clear trend

but not a future prediction


well maybe to me, $100 means more than just not another lambo this year, dud

i can only analyze massive amounts of money are being withdrawn from currencies

so maybe its warren buffet

or bill gates

killing your kids college fund

im sure its not me

yea i know think tank

and then bill gates started to act like an old idiot

so i'll have to have my own

yea well coinbase wants me to connect a webcam AFTER i upload my fucking id card front and back
im sure that violates about a dozen eu regulations

it sure doesnt inspire my trust

is coinbase american ? that would explain a lot

united lobbies of the free world and all that

its getting hard to trust americans

i dont feel sorry for you

i hate you

for keeping me stuck in a place like this

ruining my life

and treating me to a cookie when i behave

and im not the only one

that does it

im sticking with poloniex until someone comes up with a de-centralized exchange

i'll have to up myself

before i can help anyone

cos i dont dance the monkey dance

you get 5 displays out of 25k hits on google @ned

you should do something about your image

like one of your small boys said when i was talking about the potential consequence of all plankton losing their money due to government regulations

"interesting"

im not here to wreck you though

i just need some startup money that doesnt make me owe people

i dont work very well as a team unless i have people who dont know what to do with themselves

entrepreneurs are like witches in this country

yet my gene survived

your partner is shady at best

no one seems to trush him
the type that would start something up

then sell it to the team once its running cos its boring

lol

that makes you the team

cos he's gone isnt he ?

exactly what id do

so i can understand if you dont like your partner there

why my personality gives you jeebers

but im no one

just looking for some starup money

in order to be no one

and you do have after all this

almost a $400 vote left so

i wouldnt focus on trends

its been about disruption for years

not destruction

disruption

but your partner

slighlty fucked you

is he on EOS now ?

i bet hes on eos now

the logo says empower your brain

i was just clicking buttons for 40 seconds

thats what the A.I. gave me

be afraid, right ?

i believe in advancing on common grounds

not getting stuck on minor differences

(i still think you should lay off the log-all , you're on planet crypton and volume WILL be your enemy

i believe in symbiosis and steemit is very well the first workable application i have ever seen on the legacy of nakamoto

actually practical

and working

all the way through a f k

quite

impressive.png

they're all scared of you, bro

trying that hard to be human

they're scared to speak

yes ofcourse

but itd be stupid if i take out more than i get

that would end me fast or over time

i would never turn my back on anything that got me where i need to be

but we're not that far yet

as i said

ill have to do it for myself inhere

cuzzzz
im not harry potter

and i dont monkey dance

well

ask yourself where the other logos came from

then tell them to prove it
cos i can

i think thats enough for one post

about 20 edits

a lot of extra volume

if you got your head out of your ass
you'd see the only practical solution is where i'm right
better for everyone

as the price goes up 10 cents

i watch my vote power go down

someone has to explain why this is not EOS

hey @reneenouveau and @steemcleaners

we got some beef , right ?

i'm spam

you used to downvote every post i made

remember ?

piece of SHIT

dont worry

you will not be forgotten


well, its one of the commands



its one of the commands, makes sure its HARD TO BE FORGOTTEN

in accordance with the original idea of open-ness of the whole system, make no mistake

im a die-hard steemit fan

i just dont like dictators


mister scott

before you talk down on most of your userbase again

allow me to save you

gotta love chain-tek right?

enjoy it before hyperledger puts some sense into it

and banca kills it

mmmmh

how real does that shit look like, right ?

40 seconds

its like i got a fucking front store front

DUDE

40 seconds

i'm a diehard steemit fan

im not sure whats going on right now

i assume its the rich making sure they stay on top

but i'm a diehard steemit fan

dont make that mistake

i got a whole thing about i adapted my slashcat to render a readersdigest page at the same time

its like 15 extra lines of code
probably less so tomorrow

its the winner is you dont have to vote on how awesome i am

i'll just have to do it myself

but where im i gonna get the money to get a vote thats at least $1 ?


i have to give one last copyright infringement by google


to the great white american hope

i mean

aaah

white trash

hanging with niggers

what good could come from that ?

doesnt even know social division

bad math

bad mouth

nothing good about it

you people ?

have always been in the way of progress

lets wrap it up

its not about content, right ?

its about shaking dick

not hand

lets wrap it up in three

im afraid thats two , one

i need a post tomorrow too

and i clearly dont meet

"content requirements"

wether i can or not is not the issue

if you ever come asking and i say no

remember

well i'm a vampire

i drain

its what you made me

i used to be a nice kid

you passed on that chance

40 years ago

o yea

any of your a.i. can put those four pics together , right ?

question is

depending on which one

what's the conclusion ?

i dont think its @utopian-io material is it ? not quite hippie material

not quite nazi material

not free for all cos theres nothing to give

no teamwork

no nothing

what's to reward

i like the one handout you gave me but keep it

i'm not your kind

if i rely on handouts

by super-peers

i might just as well sit her and take them

unless i am my own man it wont work for me

i hope you dont consider me competition cos thats the last thing i want

i'll take whatever you give but i'm not your kind

save your one time seven dollar vote for someone else

im just gonna do

what im gonna do


no offense okay

i hope none taken

keep your fucking handouts

its like wellfare

the one last thing i need to get rid of

if you dont have the money DONT FUCKING BOTHER

if you're the "know your place" type

please don't

i mean to do good

but a cookie

makes me feel like you think im a dog

so save the cookie

for dog people

please

i dont care

i dont even believe you actually knew what content meant when you were selling it

i know half of it has left

thats what i KNOW

i'm not utopian material okay

but i see them as potential future partners

thats how much of a narcist i am

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