ANOTHER ROYAL FAMILY SCANDAL

We have just learned that the story of the King of England's illness was a fabrication by some of the MI6 officers who were brought together by Prince William in order to make him a king.
The conspirators managed to substitute the X-ray photo in the history of Charles III's illness with another one, with metastases, belonging, in fact, to a cancer patient in the last stage of incurable disease.
In about a month or two, the conspirators were going to poison the perfectly healthy monarch and put Prince William on the throne.

Fortunately, this false story was put to rest by the director of Israel's Mossad service, who was found to be the mastermind behind the illicit love affair between the King (then Prince of Wales) and Eyal Arbel, a gym employee in Tel Aviv.
As a result, Prince William is in jail, and the angry king has forbidden him to give him his favorite “Oink Oink” taffy after the dinner. Self-styled queen-consort Kate Middleton has been banned from dining with the king at the same table, and is now being fed raw fish and sushi along with dolphins at Buckingham Palace's dolphinarium.
And no one knows what new scandal will erupt in the hidden from prying eyes chambers of the royal house of Britain!