Eccentric Robin

Eccentric Robin carried a sponge that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems a fairly exciting idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who had decided it would be amazing. Remarkably, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.

Eccentric Robin often carried a tomato that they liked to experiment on. It might have been a funny activity, to you and me, but not to the Robin, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

Eccentric Robin found a condom that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly unusual thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Honestly, a condom of all things.

Eccentric Robin found a Harry Potter wand to demolish. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who felt that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

Eccentric Robin looked for a porno magazine that they would put in the bath with him. It would have been an odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

Eccentric Robin craved for a cucumber that they would embrace. It was a curious action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Robin, who feels that the idea was fun. A cucumber being the thing opted for.