My 4 interesting things: 3 true and 1 false

In real life, you just need to pay attention to see some interesting things happen to you and me at any time. In our garden community, six of us do morning exercises every day, four of us have been doing exercises for more than ten years. Get up at 5:30 every day, go downstairs at 6:00 sharp and start jogging and fast walking.

4 funny things that happen around you

1. One day the four of us walking side by side, a 50-year-old woman running passed from our side, suddenly heard a noise behind, the four of us turned around and found the woman fell to the ground, just at this moment we are one of them ran to want to help her get up soon, but the fallen more than 130 jins, but we miss the more than 80 jins, want to help her get up, it's difficult, also really hard on her. Then we three people should go to help her up together, that should be much better, the result we three people instant blankly foolish! Eyes straight, feet like welding in place can not move! Just like in the TV series, there is a girl who holds her cheek with her left hand and her eyes are straight. Her lover moves her hand back and forth in front of her eyes. Looks like it happened to the three of us. Are we as stupid as she is! By this time our beautiful young lady of xinlan had returned from her rescue mission! We said, "I'm sorry, we were so stupid!" She continued: "you are not stupid, but handsome!" A chorus of laughter... .

The old director of our department has retired. He was very conscientious in his work when he was in office. Defect is what interest does not have, smoke wine does not touch do not drink tea again. His wife died early, and he retired to stay at home with his five-year-old grandson. Besides milk for his grandson, he read newspapers at home every day, neither watching TV nor communicating with comrades. In real life, people like him are very rare.

2.One day he suddenly called his grandson to him and asked, "do you like being a grandfather? I'd rather be a grandson. His little grandson thought for a while and said, "I would like to be a grandson." His grandfather said, "why?" The grandson replied, "it is very hard to be a grandfather. I have to go far to fetch milk for me every day. I'd better be a grandson and drink milk every day." Hahaha... .

3. one day afternoon more than 1 o 'clock, I want to buy a cake, but to cross a road, when I got to the front of the road, both sides of the traffic flow, at this time I side more than a pupil, he said: "grandpa I will lead you across the road. I turned around and said with a smile: "I lead you across the road? Or did you lead me across the street? Am I this old? He laughed! ' At this time both sides vehicle have no past, I say: "you want to do a good deed to write a composition, that come to pull me!" He smiled and said, "goodbye, grandpa... "Hahaha

4.One day I went to buy fish. Only to hear the side of a aunt said to the boss: "boss, give me the whole fish head, split in two. Go back to the kid's brain!" Then a bighead fish slipped out of the VAT and splashed onto the chopping block on the floor. Boss: "that one? Look how strong it is!" Aunt: "still change 1, this silly."

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In real life, you just need to pay attention to see some interesting things happen to you and me at any time. In our garden community, six of us do morning exercises every day, four of us have been doing exercises for more than ten years. Get up at 5:30 every day, go downstairs at 6:00 sharp and start jogging and fast walking.

4 funny things that happen around you

1. One day the four of us walking side by side, a 50-year-old woman running passed from our side, suddenly heard a noise behind, the four of us turned around and found the woman fell to the ground, just at this moment we are one of them ran to want to help her get up soon, but the fallen more than 130 jins, but we miss the more than 80 jins, want to help her get up, it's difficult, also really hard on her. Then we three people should go to help her up together, that should be much better, the result we three people instant blankly foolish! Eyes straight, feet like welding in place can not move! Just like in the TV series, there is a girl who holds her cheek with her left hand and her eyes are straight. Her lover moves her hand back and forth in front of her eyes. Looks like it happened to the three of us. Are we as stupid as she is! By this time our beautiful young lady of xinlan had returned from her rescue mission! We said, "I'm sorry, we were so stupid!" She continued: "you are not stupid, but handsome!" A chorus of laughter... .

The old director of our department has retired. He was very conscientious in his work when he was in office. Defect is what interest does not have, smoke wine does not touch do not drink tea again. His wife died early, and he retired to stay at home with his five-year-old grandson. Besides milk for his grandson, he read newspapers at home every day, neither watching TV nor communicating with comrades. In real life, people like him are very rare.

One day he suddenly called his grandson to him and asked, "do you like being a grandfather? I'd rather be a grandson. His little grandson thought for a while and said, "I would like to be a grandson." His grandfather said, "why?" The grandson replied, "it is very hard to be a grandfather. I have to go far to fetch milk for me every day. I'd better be a grandson and drink milk every day." Hahaha... .

3 one day afternoon more than 1 o 'clock, I want to buy a cake, but to cross a road, when I got to the front of the road, both sides of the traffic flow, at this time I side more than a pupil, he said: "grandpa I will lead you across the road. I turned around and said with a smile: "I lead you across the road? Or did you lead me across the street? Am I this old? He laughed! ' At this time both sides vehicle have no past, I say: "you want to do a good deed to write a composition, that come to pull me!" He smiled and said, "goodbye, grandpa... "Hahaha

4 funny things that happen around you!!!

在現實生活中，妳只需要註意隨時看到壹些有趣的事情發生在妳和我身上。在我們的花園社區，每天有六個人做早操，四個人做了十多年的運動。每天5:30起床，6:00準時下樓，開始慢跑和快走。

4件發生在妳身邊的趣事!!

1。有壹天我們四個人肩並肩走著，壹個50多歲的女人從我們身邊跑過，突然聽到後面有聲音，我們四個人轉過身，發現那個女人倒在了地上，就在這時我們其中壹個人跑過去想幫她快點起來，但是摔倒了130多斤，但是我們錯過了80多斤，想幫她起床，很難，對她也很難。那我們三個人應該壹起去幫她，那應該好多了，結果我們三個人頓時傻了！眼睛直了，腳像焊接的地方動不了！就像電視連續劇裏，有壹個女孩用左手托著臉頰，眼睛是直的。她的情人在她的眼前來回地移動她的手。看來我們三個都是這樣。我們和她壹樣愚蠢嗎！這時，我們美麗的新蘭小姐從營救任務中回來了！我們說：“對不起，我們太蠢了！”她接著說：“妳不傻，但很帥！”壹陣笑聲…是的。

我們部門的老主任退休了。他在任時工作很認真。缺點是什麽興趣都沒有，煙酒不沾又不喝茶。他的妻子早逝，他退休後和五歲的孫子待在家裏。除了給孫子喝牛奶外，他每天在家看報紙，既不看電視，也不與同誌交流。在現實生活中，像他這樣的人很少見。

2.有壹天，他突然叫孫子來問他：“妳喜歡當爺爺嗎？我寧願做孫子。他的小孫子想了壹會兒說：“我想當孫子。”他爺爺說：“為什麽？”孫子回答說：“當爺爺很難。我每天都得去很遠的地方取牛奶。我最好做個孫子，每天喝牛奶。是的。

三。壹天下午1點多，我想買壹個蛋糕，但要過馬路，當我到了馬路的前面，兩邊車水馬龍，這時我身邊不止壹個小學生，他說：“爺爺我會帶妳過馬路的。我轉過身，笑著說：“我帶妳過馬路？還是妳帶我過馬路？我這麽老了嗎？他笑了！這時兩邊的車都沒有過去，我說：“妳想好好寫壹篇作文，那就來拉我！”他笑著說：“再見，爺爺……”哈哈哈

4.有壹天我去買魚。只見壹旁壹位阿姨對老板說：“老板，把整個魚頭給我，壹分為二。回到孩子的腦子裏去！”接著，壹條大頭魚從缸裏滑了出來，濺到地板上的砧板上。老板：“那個？看它有多結實！”阿姨：“還是換壹個，這個傻。”

妳身邊發生的4件有趣的小事