Reinterpreting Revelations 13

Today I am going to give my spin on this chapter from the Book of Revelation Chapter 13 within context of current world events. Please note that this is satire.

Revelations 13:1-10 refers to the USA and its role as the Beast. The head of the leopard refers to Black Lives Matters; the feet of the bear refers to Russia’s role in trump coming into power as president and the mouth like a lion refers to the UK alliance with the USA.

The ten horns refers to the European Union. The seven crowns refers to the seven colonial powers of Great Britain, France, Belgium, Germany, Holland, Portugal and Spain.

Thus Revelations 13 refers to Western history after the Renaissance.

Jesus and his help mate, the al-Mahdi, will conquer the anti-Christ in Jerusalem. God’s holy people are Christians, Jews and Muslims.

Trump has 42 months and then shit will hit the fan.

In Rev 13:11-18 the second beast is Israel.

Rev 13:13 describes either a space based laser or a nuclear device.

Rev 13:14-15 describes a technological device developed by Israel ie android or AI avatar.

Rev 13:16-18 may refer to crypto currency.

Revelations 13: https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation+13