Prosperity Post #30

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Okay, last time we saw at the beginning of Genesis, Chapter 2, that The Jesus has to nap now and again because he’s not really all powerful and we decided there was nothing wrong with that.

I’m going to paraphrase a few passages, Genesis 2:5-8: The Jesus wakes up from nap time and sees his Earth so full of animals and plants, yet it's so empty. He scoops up a handful of dirt and breathes life into it, thus making man. Forever condemning humans to be a species of dirt bags.

Genesis 2:9-14:
God makes a bunch of trees in Eden: Pretty trees, fruit trees, the Tree of Life, and the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil. Apparently, it is then important to talk about four rivers that flow out of the river that flows out of Eden. I’m guessing, so we know that Ethiopia wasn’t always a useless desert filled with dirtbag people, it was once a lush green land filled with The Jesus’s dirtbag people.

Genesis 2:15-17:
15 And the LORD God took the man, and put him into the garden of Eden to dress it and to keep it.
16 And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat:
17 But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.

I need to stop here for a moment to highlight the importance of this passage. We’ll get back to it in a few days, but just remember these three lines.

Is pointing out foreshadowing a type of spoiler?

See you next time!

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