Just like with languages, it's simply inconceivable that, absent divine intervention, one version would perfectly persist in its original state to the present while all others pervert or diverge from it.

Yet, the Dead Sea Scrolls were placed into a cave around 200 BC and when discovered 2200 years later in 1947 they said the same thing as the Bible on your grandmother's coffee table.

I guess we agree there must have been divine intervention. Precisely my point.

The Bible is inspired and protected by God. Even Islam claims this protection is true for the Quran. Yet, somehow Muhammad claims God wasn't smart enough to protect the Words he gave through Moses and the Prophets and Jesus and the Apostles.

I have secular archeological proof that God protected Moses and the Prophets for over 2200 years. (The Dead Sea Scrolls.) Given that, it is reasonable to assume he protected all True Scripture. But since the Quran disagrees with Moses and the Prophets and the New Testament does not... I'll leave the rest as an exercise for the student.